2022

S5 · E1 · 07/01/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor

Let's pretend I'm not me.

S5 · E2 · 23/01/2022 · 6 min

The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

Thanks for the shiny object.

S5 · E3 · 06/02/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

I'm very good at punching.

S5 · E4 · 27/02/2022 · 1 min

The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

Now put it back together!

S5 · E5 · 21/03/2022 · 3 min

The First Guy To Ever Host A Party

Bring your own beer.

S5 · E6 · 29/03/2022 · 1 min

The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor

I will crack you.

S5 · E7 · 01/05/2022 · 4 min

The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar

Want some poison?

S5 · E8 · 06/05/2022 · 3 min

The First Couple To Ever Move In Together

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

S5 · E9 · 06/05/2022 · 3 min

The First Couple To Have A Baby

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

S5 · E10 · 15/05/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach

There's sand inside me.

S5 · E11 · 28/05/2022 · 4 min

The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard

I will punch you.

S5 · E12 · 26/06/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog

I got us a new furry roommate.

S5 · E13 · 13/07/2022 · 3 min

The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter

Look pretty hot.

S5 · E14 · 27/07/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office

Let's work in tiny cubes.

S5 · E15 · 10/08/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive

Maybe we won't drown.

S5 · E16 · 04/09/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing

I will outsmart a fish.

S5 · E17 · 28/09/2022 · 3 min

The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail

The customer is always right.

S5 · E18 · 29/10/2022 · 2 min

The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

S5 · E19 · 28/11/2022 · 4 min

The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

S5 · E20 · 14/12/2022 · 5 min

The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet

Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.