Blondes: Diana Dors

Diana Dors Self (archive)

Louise Plowright Diana Dors (voice)

George Baker self

Honor Blackman self

Michael Caborn Self(as Michael Caborn-Waterfield [Dandy Kim])

Jess Conrad self

Troy Dante self

Billie Davis self

Greg Dyke self

Harry Fowler self

Kathleen Harrison Mrs. Huggett(archive footage)

Danny La Rue self

Alan Lake Self(archive footage)

Bonnie Langford self

Jayne Mansfield Self(archive footage)

Pete Murray self

Anthony Newley self

P. J. Proby self

Andrew Ray self

Michael Winner self